This is our target.
He's to be captured, not harmed.
Which man is it?
We're after the canine.
His name is Khyi Yag Po.
Translation: "Dog of Ageless Wonder."
Sir, this picture's 80 years old.
Everybody in it is dead.
Not everyone.
"It's misguided youth. Your Honor..."
That sounds pompous. Can't? What's another word for misguided?
It's too on the money.
Dog!
Hey, Baxter!
Why is it that my yard is that mutt's outhouse?
FYI, calling Attila a mutt
is like referring to my Porsche Carrera as a Buick Skylark.
Hey, look, whatever kind of car your dog is,
I'd appreciate it if he wasn't whizzin' on my shrubs.
You know what your problem is, Dave. You hate dogs.
No, I do not hate dogs. I dislike dogs.
I hate that dog. Now get outta here!
Oh, stop that. You did not hear that, did you? You did not hear that.
Are you OK? Baby?
Forrester got himself in the newspaper today.
- No more testing! - And all over the TV.
The trial of Justin Forrester,
a local schoolteacher accused of arson
- in a fire at Grant & Strictland. - Great.
Ya just can't burn a building down,
because you think they're puttin' makeup on bunnies.
You're going to Josh's parent-teacher conference?
- Josh! - What?
Josh's parent-teacher thing? Four o'clock?
You said you'd take care of it.
Honey, I... I'm starting a trial today. Ken Hollister's stepping down.
Don't you want me to be the next DA?
Dave, you never make these things.
All right. I'll take him.
Look, you know what? Let me say, once...
Once I get through all this stuff, why don't I take you to Oahu?
You know that way that you always say "Oahu,"
and you think it's so cute?
It just reminds me of how many times you've canceled that trip.
- Hey, Dad. - Hey, good mornin', Josh.
- How's football goin'? - Awesome. I'm playin' tailback.
Just like your old man. Well, I can't wait.
When can I come down and watch you play?
Oh, you know, the games don't start for a while.
- Really? - Yeah.
Mornin'.
- Hey, take the T-shirt off. - Why? Did you drop the charges?
This might be hard for you to understand, sweetie,
but your social studies teacher, the Torch, is a criminal.
What's hard to believe is my father is defending a puppy-murderer.
Who're you gonna put in jail next? Grandma?
The way she cooks, I should put her in jail.
Here's your hero, your social studies teacher.
This guy lit a lab on fire, and he coulda killed a lot of people.
But he says he's innocent. I believe him.
Gee, a criminal who thinks he's innocent. What a concept.
- That's Trey. Josh, you want a ride? - In Trey's car? Yeah.
Thanks. Here you go.
- Bye. - Bye.
Bye.
Oh, nice shirt.
If I was puttin' your physics teacher in jail, you'd be thrilled.
Justin Forrester is a passionate advocate of animal rights.
And I respect that.
But this case is not about animal rights.
This case is about whether the defendant
criminally trespassed on Grant & Strictland property
and set a fire that caused over $300,000 worth of damage.
He broke into a company that's dedicated to good.
From their organic pet foods and shampoos
to their life-saving medicines.
Created by them to help people like you and me
fight heart disease, arthritis,
diabetes, obesity.
And yes, even baldness.
We will, by the way, subpoena that tape.
I'm sorry, that's all the time I have. Thank you very much.
Dave. Here's your messages.
And I am holding 4:00 open for your kid thing.
OK, 4:00 for the kid thing.
Unless you want me to go for you. 'Cause I will.
No, thanks. Thanks.
Dave. Hey. Great opening. You really won over that jury.
I learned everything from you, Ken.
- Dr. Kozak. - Yes.
Glad to have ya here. Sorry I couldn't put you on the stand.
All right. Apology accepted. Ken tells me that when he steps down,
you're gonna be our next district attorney.
- Well, that's my hope. - Certainly.
Hopefully justice will be served.
You'll have my support as well as that of Grant & Strictland.
- Till tomorrow? OK. - All right.
- Once again. - We just shook hands.
Yes, we did.
Thank you.
Kozak. How did it go in court today?
Mr. Strictland.
It went very, very, very well, sir.
Have you unlocked the dog's secret?
Let's talk in the elevator, OK?
I have something to show you that I think will be most pleasing.
Have you figured out why the dog lives so long?
Well, I... I take it you're familiar with the concept of dog years, sir?
- Don't like dogs. - You don't like...
- I keep a squirrel. - OK. A pet squirrel.
That's something.
Typically, dogs age seven years for every human year.
But in the case of this one,
this one that we borrowed from Tibet,
a genetic mutation reversed the equation.
What I'm saying is,
he lives seven years for every human year.
Sir, this dog is over 300 years old.
The things you must have seen.
If we could transmit that gene to humans,
we'd all live 700 years.
We've isolated the gene fairly quickly.
But we're unable to viralize it outside his body
for transmission to other species.
Therefore, we've had to viralize his entire genetic code in corpus.
Which makes his bodily fluids...
- Pretty dangerous stuff. - Somewhat.
But it would have to enter the bloodstream to do any serious damage.
Correct. We're really careful.
- How close are we? - How 'bout the snake?
Let's look at the snake, see how the snake's doin'.
You might be interested to know
that when we got this snake, he was nearly dead.
He was nearly dead of old age.
Since we injected him with the serum made from the dog's viralized DNA,
all cell degradation has ceased.
And he's been getting stronger.
Does that snake have a furry tail?
That would be a side effect that I would classify as minor.
Kozak, dry mouth is a minor side effect.
Growing a dog's tail is... It makes your serum into a carnival act.
You know what? Your job is to relax. Our job is to work out the kinks, OK?
Because when we do, Lance,
you and I are gonna have the patent on the fountain of youth.
Excuse me.
Yeah, Security. Go for Kozak.
Grant & Strictland's lying, so we're lying down!
I called to make sure these people were arrested.
I understand that.
If we arrest them, they turn into rebels with a cause on the 6:00 news.
If we leave 'em there, they're kids layin' on the sidewalk.
- Puppy-killers! ...so we're lying down!
Good advice. All right. Thanks for your help.
- You bet. - I'm good.
Let's go.
All right, fellas, let's just get some sort of perimeter on this.
They're just kids. Let 'em do their thing.
When they get hungry, they're gonna go home.
- Hold on a minute. ...so we're lying down!
Grant & Strictland's lying, so we're lying down!
- Hi, Dad. - Hi, Carly.
What're you doing here?
I'm lying down for what I believe in.
Good to see you, Mr. Douglas.
It's always good to see you too, Trey.
We need to talk.
Oh, yeah, sure thing.
Trey, make some room for Dad.
Get up. C'mon. Jeez.
- OK, OK. - No, no, no, no. Not OK.
We gotta get outta here. We're leavin' now.
As a member of the Animal Rescue Group, there are principles...
You're a member of the 11th grade.
If you don't get out of here now, I'm gonna ground you.
Who's gonna enforce it? You? You're never home.
You're never gonna leave home unless you leave here now.
Come on, Trey.
- It was nice seeing you. - You too, Trey.
OK.
Yeah, this one still freaks me out. A lot.
Can't make an omelet without breakin' eggs.
- That's a good point. - Let's get a sample.
OK.
Such a good dog.
Never give us any trouble, do you?
Nice.
Oh, my God, it's a trap.
Dogs don't set traps.
Yeah, well, dogs don't live 300 years either.
- Get the cattle prod. - OK. That's what I'm doing,
backing up to get the cattle prod. I have it.
Watch out. That blood's viral.
He treats me like a ten-year-old.
- What are you thinking? - We can prove Mr. Forrester's right.
- You wanna sneak in? - Just follow me.
It's the middle of the day.
If anyone asks, we're looking for a bathroom.
I knew it.
Let's go.
We did it. We proved Mr. Forrester's right. They are testing animals.
All right, so then, what do we do now?
We'll take him to the media and show them we've got this dog...
...who's got no tags or markings
that we can actually prove came from Grant & Strictland.
Well, can we take him to your dad?
Oh, yeah, sure.
And as deputy DA, he'll arrest us for burglary.
- We've searched the building. - We'll keep looking.
- Really? - We're... Yes.
Same or new places? If the same places...
- I think new places. - Oh, yeah? Tell me you're a moron.
- Definitely. - Larry.
- Yes? - Don't... don't speak.
Do you understand the lengths I went to to get this dog? Yes?
- Yeah. - Yes-or-no question.
You said not to speak...
And just 'cause he holds the key to my future...
...so it would stand to reason if you don't find him,
well... you won't have a future.
Right.
Why are you still standing here?
No sleeping. No talking. Find him.
Hey, sorry I'm late, guys.
- Where's my dinner? - In the microwave.
Right.
So, you guys see the trial on the evening news?
Great shot of your dad on channel eight.
So, how was the parent-teacher conference today?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I... Completely slipped my...
There's a dog in the kitchen.
No, no, no, no. It's a dog-free home.
Dad, stop oppressing Shaggy!
- He's got a name now? - Yeah, it just happened.
He's so cute, and he's very smart.
They're a breeding ground for fleas.
They don't contribute to the financial well-being of a household. I'm not...
It was an accident. He's sweet once you get to know him.
- Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm OK.
Carly, this is precisely why, no matter what happens,
that animal's goin' back to wherever he came from.
Look at that. He's paper-trained.
All right, come here.
- You scared him. - He bit me.
Let me see.
He's licking it better. What could be more sweet?
So no hard feelings, right?
- Thanks, guys. - He licked you! He tried to apologize!
You know what? In our house, a lick is not an apology.
Well, if he doesn't have rabies, can we take him back?
Hey.
How's your hand?
Fine, thanks.
- What? - Why are you talkin' like that?
I don't...
I don't know.
So Josh's teacher called me today at work when you didn't show.
- I am so sorry about that. - He's flunking math.
You're kidding.
Josh knows he can't play football unless he passes math.
I'll... I'll... Don't worry, I'll... I'll...
I'll... I'll talk to him or somethin'.
She also asked if there were any problems at home.
Yeah, that's good.
I told her that we'd reverted to cannibalism
and that we were eating our neighbors.
OK, great. I'd say the same thing.
- What? - What happened to my husband?
- Let's not exaggerate the situation. - Dave!
You were bitten by a stray dog, and the kids took the dog's side.
What does that tell you? You don't know what's going on with your children.
You don't know what's going on with me.
When was the last time you said, "I love you"?
I love you.
That doesn't count.
Rebecca. Wait a minute. Rebecca, stop. Stop for a second. Please, look.
That didn't come out right. Turn around.
Look, sit down, sit down.
I got an idea. I got an idea.
Tomorrow night I'm gonna come home early,
I'm gonna cook dinner for the kids, spend quality time with them.
You know what the next night is.
- Do you? - Yes. It's our anniversary.
So we make reservations at Grace,
get that table by the window that we love.
I'll sing in French, like you know that I can't do.
You have to do more than just talk a good game.
- You have to follow through, OK? - Yeah.
You have to connect with the whole family again.
I love you.
I gotta get this.
Honey?
Rough night's sleep?
No.
- I slept great. - Wow.
I dreamt I chased cars all night.
Yeah.
Hey, you know what we should do?
We should get out today.
Get out, just go outside, go to the... go...
We should go to the park.
We should go to the park and just run, huh?
Turn that down, please.
Dad, don't you ever knock?
I can hear that in my room. High-pitched... What? Turn it...
Turn the machine off.
Great. I hear everything.
Beautiful day out there.
I smell bacon and syrup.
Wow.
I smell everything today. I smell apples, which are over here
and fresh fruit and... Lemon.
Well, of course, they put lemon on the wood.
Little bit of turpentine in there too. I can smell that.
What's that? What's that? Do you sm... Peanut butter?
Wheat? No. Somethin' else in there.
No, it's bougainvillea... No, hyacinth, roses.
What is going on with your hair?
Cedar. It's like wood. It's...
- My perfume? - Yeah.
- Did I put on too much? - No, I like it.
And that music, hear it? Where's the music? Over there.
Yeah. I play it every day.
High notes.
Those high notes, can you hear those high notes? It's fantastic.
Great smells, great sounds, beautiful wife.
The kitchen, it's a paradise.
- Hey, Josh. - Hey, Dad.
It's hot. Bitter. Terrible coffee.
Hey, your mom tells me that your math grades are fallin' a little bit.
Yeah, it's been a pretty tough year.
Yeah?
Guess I should spend more time studying.
I want you playin' football as badly as you wanna play. But...
...if you can't keep your grades up,
we're gonna have to pull you outta football.
I gotta run.
I love you. Did that count?
I don't know. Maybe.
Gotta go. Bye, guys.
Do you know what pruning is? Is that a lost art?
It is snipping, not slashing.
These are your roses.
Where's your commitment?
I'm payin' you guys $300 a month. That's $10 a day.
It's my yard, my yard! My yard! My yard!
My yard! It's my... My yard! My yard, my yard, my yard!
My yard! My yard, my yard, my yard, my yard! My yard!
My yard, my yard! My yard!
Mornin', Baxter.
Security called me in the middle of the night.
That's when I discovered the fire. Fortunately, the sprinklers went off
and put it out before it spread to the rest of the building.
Dr. Kozak, there's a document I'd like you to take a look at.
All right.
Mr. Douglas.
Well.
Could you tell us what that is?
Yes. I'll just dry it off, briefly, first, if you don't mind.
This is the company's policy on animal testing.
We perform only noninvasive and humane tests,
and, I might add, none of which occurs in the building where the fire...
Objection, Your Honor. It has never been estab...
Mr. Douglas.
Mr. Douglas!
Did you just growl at opposing counsel?
No, no. I need some water.
This carpet, I think, has something going on.
Do you need a brief recess?
No, thanks, it just...
- I don't need a re... - Did you just growl at me?
No, no, no. I had somethin' caught in my throat.
One more outburst, and I'm holding you in contempt.
Silence! Quiet!
I think I... I think I could use a re... re...
Recess.
Ten minutes!
What's with my hair?
What's wrong with me? Growlin'.
Hey. Hey, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a...
That's... That's...
That's weird.
Dave, what is going on?
Lori, I am ill. I am leaving.
- I want you to tell the judge. - Hey, Dave, channel eight.
One question. Is there any way you can win this case?
Is Forrester guilty? Is Forrester guilty?
Well, he definitely does not have rabies.
Well, then, what does it have?
Well, he has a silky coat and a great disposition.
I tell ya, that's one good dog.
- Where is he? - This way.
You.
Listen to me. Why'd you bite me?
You meant to bite me, didn't you?
You did mean to bite me. I can... I can hear you.
I can hear you. I can hear you. I can...
What?
What do you want? You and your buddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you want some of this?
Is that what you want?
Quiet!
Quiet, quiet! All of you, quiet!
I can hear all of you. Quiet!
Why did you bite me? You bit me on purpose.
You knew who I was, didn't you?
You bit me because you knew it was me.
What's happening? What's happening to me?
Wow. That felt weird.
OK, don't just sit there. I want answers.
Why'd you bite me?
What do you mean, I'm an animal?
Is that some sort of lawyer crack?
Wait a minute. Why is it I understand you?
Run from what?
- Hey there. - How'd you get out?
Well, you let me in here.
Wow. You're taller than I remember.
- What are you doin' with that? Hey! - Come here!
Why am I runnin' on all fours? Thank you.
Man, am I flyin'!
Why'd I ever run on two?
This is weird.
What's hittin' me in the face? What is that?
It's my tongue.
I can taste my own eyeball.
- Man. - Hi there.
Hoping you can help us.
Our dog wandered off.
Back the truck up.
Look at that.
That's that new 42-inch plasma.
What is that?
Is that me?
It's impossible. That can't be me.
I'm barking now?
Did someone knock me out and put me in a dog costume?
Right. 'Cause that happens all the time.
I get it.
I'm... I'm dreaming. Yeah.
In about five seconds, I'll be naked in the courtroom.
I've gotta wake myself up.
Yeah. Wake myself up.
That hurt.
So I'm not dreaming, I'm not in a dog costume,
which can only mean one thing. I'm a dog.
Weirder things have happened.
I am a dog!
Perfectly understandable, everybody. I'm a dog!
I am a dog!
- Is this him? - That is him. That is him.
You are a lifesaver. Thank you.
Our kids have been crying all day.
Can we take him now?
- Yeah, sure. - Yeah. Right now.
Please be home, please be home, please be home.
Hey, Tom, hey, Mary. Tom? Mary?
Please be home, please be home, please be home.
There we go. All right!
What's going on? I can't open this. Come on, Dave, grab and turn.
How do dogs do anything with these?
- Hi! - Shaggy, you're back!
No, I'm... I'm not Shaggy. I'm Dad.
You gotta help me. Must've been that dog bite.
When the dog bit me, I turned into Shaggy.
- Why is that funny? - Gosh, you're talkative, aren't you?
Oh, that feels good. That feels good.
Oh, you're so cute. I know. How ya doin'?
Oh, wow. That is so good.
But wait! Wait, wait, wait! This is important!
Hey, it's Shaggy!
- Where'd he come from? - I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no. Listen to me. Listen. I'm your dad.
Wow, he's really hyper today.
I am your dad.
Hey, do you need to do your business?
Business? Did my daughter just ask me if I wanted to use the bathroom?
Wait a minute. They can't hear me.
All they hear is barking.
I got an idea. Here. Over here. Follow me.
Watch, you guys. Let's see. I... I am...
Shaggy, no! Bad doggy!
I am Dad. I am Dad.
I need a "D." A "D"...
- Shaggy, stop. - What are you doing?
Stop. What are you doing? Quit cleanin' up!
Sixteen years, not once have you tried to clean up your room.
But when Dad turns into a dog, you're cleanin' everything up.
- That's Janey. I gotta go. - Where you goin'?
- Promise you won't tell Mom and Dad? - Yeah.
I don't like the sound of this.
- I'm getting a tattoo. - What?
Janey knows this place where they don't ask for ID.
I'm gonna get the Animal Rescue Group logo tattooed across...
- I don't think so! - Where are you going?
Hey, Carly, hurry up!
Who's the cute doggy?
Who's the? Whoa, boy.
Whoa, boy. Whoa, boy.
Whoa! Whoa, boy! Whoa!
- Shaggy, don't! - Janey! Janey! Listen to me!
How could you do this? You're a good girl!
You went to church camp!
Shaggy, what's gotten into you? Bad dog!
Don't use that tone with me.
You're grounded, young lady. You are grounded.
- He's freaking me out a little. - What?
Maybe we should take him back to the pound.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll be good.
Look, I'm good! Look at this. Look how good I am.
Look who's a good doggy.
This is humiliating.
He probably needs to run around a little.
I ran five miles to get here. I don't need a run.
- I'll take him to the dog park. - No, I have stuff to do,
important stuff. I'm not going to a dog park.
Is there anyone in this entire park who has not sniffed my butt?
No, no, no. Thanks, I don't wanna sniff your butt. Maybe later.
I just want some answers.
Has anybody here ever heard of a human being turning into a?
- Hey, Shaggy, hey, hey! - What?
- Wanna play with the Frisbee? - Josh, I am not playing Fris...
I got it!
- Yes! I nailed it! - Awesome!
- Josh. - Oh, hey, Tracy. How's it goin'?
- Where were you today? - What do you mean?
Auditions for Grease.
That instinct is really intense. It's like insane.
Hey, I got a dog. Pretty cool, huh?
Here you go. Keep the Frisbee. I'll be back.
I gotta talk to those other... I got it!
Nothin' but mouth!
I'm not doin' the musical this fall.
- What? - I, you know, just don't wanna.
Funny. You're cute.
Be at the theater tomorrow, 3:00.
And don't get too cocky.
Just 'cause you're the best doesn't mean you're gonna get the part.
Come on, kids!
Did you see that catch? That was great. Way up in the air...
What's the matter?
You were a very bad dog.
Are you gonna be a good boy?
You get the cattle prod, I'll get the needle.
OK.
- When was Dad supposed to be home? - 'Bout an hour ago.
Hey, honey.
Remember that "in sickness and health" thing?
- What's for dinner? - Your father was supposed to cook.
He said he was, last time he returned one of my phone calls.
Oh, boy, that's the mad face.
You smell mad. Are you in heat?
Did you check your e-mail?
The computer. That's it. That's it!
- All right. - Shaggy!
Where are you going?
OK, I can't make dinner...
Shaggy, stop causing trouble.
What's a short word for metamorphosis?
All right. Look, I can't make dinner...
I can't make dinner because I turned into a d... Don't shut that!
Hey, watch this.
Who does this remind you of?
Wow. Maybe he escaped from the circus.
C'mon, kids. Try to see past the fur and the tail, the snout and the drool.
How cute.
Honey, you recognize me. Honey?
Do you think your dad is gonna come through, or should we order in?
Let's order in.
Ouch.
Well, I would let you sleep inside, Shaggy.
But my husband won't allow it.
Now, there's a bitter irony.
Good night.
Wait. Wait. Honey?
I'm sorry about tonight.
I love you.
Sweet dreams.
Really do love you.
It's 3am.
Where have you been? What happened to your clothes?
Clearly you're upset, and I would be upset too. But there's...
There's a simple but hard-to-swallow explanation for this.
I turned into a dog.
Lori, I wanna thank you
for picking up my car at the animal shelter.
I figured you were getting it fixed.
No thanks necessary. Anything else I can do for you this morning?
- Actually, I need some research done. - Oh, OK. Great. On what?
On dogs and man. Man and dog...
Have you ever heard of a man turning into a dog?
They all do eventually, don't they?
You've been drinking, haven't you?
Dog-men. I'm on it. Do you mind if I ask why?
- It would be better if you didn't. - Right, OK.
I'll be honest,
the reports of your behavior in court yesterday were unsettling.
As was your disappearing the rest of the day.
Yeah, I know. And I'm... I'm sorry about that.
I had some kind of food poisoning. I was mildly delirious.
- You goin' down? - Yeah.
Hold it.
Should've taken the stairs.
- But you're fine now. - Yeah, yeah.
I'm great now, thanks, Ken.
Good.
Because people don't want a loose cannon
workin' the DA's office.
Jeez.
You ain't got anything illegal up there, do you?
By the way, Lloyd Gannon called today
about working on some preliminary campaign ideas.
Sit.
He wants to go grassroots to start.
Mailers, some door hangers, then work up to television and radio.
- You OK? - Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You sure you're OK to go into court today?
Yeah.
There were these little bunnies.
There... there were poor little fluffy bunnies
all crammed together in a cage.
You thought it was a good idea to set a fire
where there was bunnies present?
- Objection. - Overruled.
Look, I didn't set the fire, and I saw what I saw.
How come we can't see? Do we need special goggles?
- Is this a Bigfoot affair? - Objection! He's badgering the witness!
- Your Honor! - I saw a monkey who acted like a dog!
Counselors, approach the bench.
Get over here!
Don't you dare turn my courtroom into a barnyard.
Get your chin off my desk.
Go on. Go on.
I assume you're going somewhere with this line of questioning?
I'd like a treat first.
Yes, yes, I was. Thank you.
- Proceed, counsel. - Thank you, Your Honor.
How did this monkey act like a dog?
It was growling and chasing its tail.
Was there anything else that was genetically odd?
There was a snake with a tail like a dog.
And rats. Rats that barked.
It's true!
Look, it's true!
I'm... I'm not lying! I'm not crazy!
Order! Order!
This dog that you saw, what did it look like?
It was a big, woolly sheepdog.
- No further questions, Your Honor. - Thank God.
Court adjourned.
Josh was one of my best math students, and then, all of a sudden...
Bad grades. And so we're just trying to search out an explanation, really.
Well, I think the problem is he's distracted by football.
Can I? I think I know what the problem... The problem, I think, is me.
I've been workin' too much. This is what this is about. I haven't been home.
It's been causing a lot of stress on my family.
Well, I know what it's like to be too busy to do anything.
I didn't even get to eat lunch today. Do you mind if I...
- Sure. ...eat something?
- Go ahead. - Thanks.
I realized this in court, actually.
Last couple days the... the amount that I was in...
Can you smell that? It is so smelly in a great way.
That is... turkey...
Look at that. Yeah.
Do you want half?
C'mon, please?
No. Well, no, wait, no.
No, we're here to talk about... Josh.
Boy. Anyway, I'm just gonna commit myself to this.
There's nothing more important than Josh. Nothing more important to me...
Nothing more important to me than family.
That's true.
Oh, that's great. I love hearing that.
As a teacher, I love to hear...
Honey?
I'm so sorry.
I mean, he's really a wonderful father.
We just have a very normal lifestyle.
Right. Yeah, it just seems that way.
Very down-to-earth.
Now this is why I come here.
Toning up all day long just for me.
That's why they call them trophy wives.
I got ya now.
Come here!
Now I gotcha.
Nuts!
What?
Well, if ya didn't do anything wrong, why were you running?
Serves you right...
Gotcha.
This is just not my week.
I think we've got it.
This rabbit was injected with the serum two days ago.
So far cell degeneration has ceased with no side effects.
- You're sure? - I'm sure.
Are you absolutely, entirely certain?
Absolutely.
- I've done it. I've done it! - We've done it.
- We had something to do with it. - I'm gonna call Strictland.
He's gonna want an injection right away.
Can we do that? Isn't there an FDA?
The man's got one lung and someone else's kidney. He'll risk it.
I want you to manufacture as much serum as you can.
Don't worry about the FDA. It's nothing money can't handle.
- That's him. - Kids! Boy, am I glad to see you.
This mastiff just sold me for three biscuits.
Where you been? We've been lookin' all over for you, boy.
I've been waitin' for you guys to get me outta here.
Let's go. I got a football game to go to.
There's a game today? Wow!
I... I get to watch you play. That'll be great.